Tucker: Hey mom, you know how me and Zack used to be friends in Kindergarten?
Tucker: Well we are friends again...finally.
Me: Well that's great buddy! Do you guys play together at recess?
Me: Well what do you do?
Tucker: Well we talk to eachother alot on the way in and out from recess.
Me: Does he still play football everyday?
Me: Well then why don't you play football with him?
Tucker: I DON'T WANT TO HURT ANYBODY!
Me: Why would you hurt someone?
Tucker: Well, if someone runs in front of me I would have to knock them down...that's football. And you know mom,(as he begins to rub his belly) I AM a little jolly!
That kid cracks me up. I decided that I needed to write it down so I wont forget. They are always asking me about funny stories and I never remember. This should help...hopefully!